I’m eating nutella with chopsticks.
I think there’s glitter on this croissant.
My Boyfriend Is Older Than My Stepmom: A Memoir
I’ll Suck A Dick I’ll Suck Ten Dicks If I Want To: A Memoir
Closeted 1960’s Homosexual Trapped In The Body Of A Beautiful Boy: A Memoir
I Fucked Your Dad: A Memoir
Still Stuck in 2011 After All These Years: A Memoir
Can I write a chapter about you?
I can finally listen to all the records I’ve been buying!